Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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