Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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