awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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