i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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