this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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