But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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