ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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