Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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