Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Randomize
