why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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