Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Randomize
