My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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