we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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