This girl is more easily done than said...
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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