i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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