People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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