Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He shit in the fireplace
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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