I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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