I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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