the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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