Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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