You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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