you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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