How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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