Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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