Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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