he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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