and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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