Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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