i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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