i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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