too bad you live with your parents still
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I love having hate sex.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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