For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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