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(214): View more from Texas

New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!

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(720): View more from Colorado

Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Dave a horae rider a coqw boy

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(763): View more from Minnesota

chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30

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(330): View more from Ohio

I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.

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(519): View more from Ontario

she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems

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(812): View more from Indiana

You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes

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