This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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