Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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