feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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