wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
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