Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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