I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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