Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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