I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
