I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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