I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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