I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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