So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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