I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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