One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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