Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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