Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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