well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
