Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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