i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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