I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Randomize
