nut hugger
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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