This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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