What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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